Sunday, July 14, 2013

Things I've Said to My Dogs

So... with two Pomeranians and a cat as my only companions in this house I talk to them A LOT.  Like... yell out the back door while the neighbors are outside and probably think I am talking to another human or have totally lost my mind.  Here are some things I have said this summer to my dogs in particular:

  1. Don't be a bully!

  2. I hope she kicks your a$$!

  3. Don't get in the litterbox if you aren't going to clean it!
  4. You PEED the bed?!?!?

  5. Charlie come back you have a stick stuck to your butt!

  6. Leave the cat alone you punka$$!
  7. Seriously?  You are going to get eaten.
  8. Have you lost your mind?

  9. You are not a cat! (to dog sitting on the kitchen table) You need to be doing dog things!

  10. Stop dancing in the water bowl!


  1. Oh my gosh these are too funny! And the photos are so fun and cute! You have adorable dogs!!

  2. Hi, I found you on Agape Love and HAD to comment on this hilarious post! I grew up with dogs and totally LOL-ed - at my desk... during core work hours - because I totally understood 99% of why you were yelling these things at your dogs!


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