Sunday, July 14, 2013

Things I've Said to My Dogs

So... with two Pomeranians and a cat as my only companions in this house I talk to them A LOT.  Like... yell out the back door while the neighbors are outside and probably think I am talking to another human or have totally lost my mind.  Here are some things I have said this summer to my dogs in particular:


  1. Don't be a bully!


  2. I hope she kicks your a$$!


  3. Don't get in the litterbox if you aren't going to clean it!
  4. You PEED the bed?!?!?


  5. Charlie come back you have a stick stuck to your butt!


  6. Leave the cat alone you punka$$!
  7. Seriously?  You are going to get eaten.
  8. Have you lost your mind?

  9. You are not a cat! (to dog sitting on the kitchen table) You need to be doing dog things!

  10. Stop dancing in the water bowl!

2 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh these are too funny! And the photos are so fun and cute! You have adorable dogs!!

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  2. Hi, I found you on Agape Love and HAD to comment on this hilarious post! I grew up with dogs and totally LOL-ed - at my desk... during core work hours - because I totally understood 99% of why you were yelling these things at your dogs!

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